my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say
How to finger a girl
1. Use your tongue
your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.
|—||Randy Pausch (via psych-facts)|
Stupid people are dangerous.
|—||Suzanne Collins (via observando)|
I just died.
What the bicycle?