Take your time, hurry up.

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say
How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.
Randy Pausch  (via psych-facts)
Stupid people are dangerous.
Suzanne Collins (via observando)
s00tball:

I just died.

s00tball:

I just died.

girlfights:

BOOP!

girlfights:

BOOP!

girlfights:

DRAG HA

What the bicycle?

girlfights:

DRAG HA

What the bicycle?